Recently, I have been entertaining the thought of producing my own fan-subs of popular Japanese animation. I have acquired all of the necessary tools and media devices to do so, except one minor problem: "I can't speak Japanese [well]. 日本語を「よく」話せません。 Nihongo o [yoku] hanasemasen." To remedy...
Whatever happened to the classic internet meme, "ate my balls". For those too young or dignified to remember, in the mid 90's a myriad of web sites were created to humorously depict a celebrity or popular cultural icon announcing their affinity for eating "balls" (testicles)....