"Ate my balls?"

Whatever happened to the classic internet meme, "ate my balls".   For those too young or dignified to remember, in the mid 90's a myriad of web sites were created to humorously depict a celebrity or popular cultural icon announcing their affinity for eating "balls" (testicles).  Popular examples were "Bob Ross ate my balls, or Mr. T ate my balls", where the subject was  portrayed in a comic strip extolling their fondness of orally consuming "balls"; however, never to the extent of actually depicting a mouth full.    
 
As of late, this once prolific media has fallen into obscurity with only a handful of sites available for historical record.  Perhaps, in the future, the concept will be reinvigorated with new scenarios depicting the countless acts that one can do with "balls", for example:

"cooked my balls"
"anesthetized my balls"
"smelt (form of extractive metallurgy) my balls"
"bagged my balls"
"sowed my balls"
"cracked my balls"
"subducted my balls"

Since I lack creativity and wish to retain the dying embers of my self-respect, I look to those with a taste for this sinful amooz bouche, to save the phrase from obscurity and reinvigorate "my balls" for the 21st century. 

I leave you with this relevant clip from Saturday Night Live for inspiration:

Update: Here's another Schweddy moment, as requested by Sophisticated.